About Me
Stories? I've got stories...
I've spent my seemingly patchwork life stockpiling comedic anecdotes from my career as a public school teacher, my travels around the world completing my MA in zoology, and the completion of two Ironman races to stave off the inevitable (societally mandated) post-forty gravitation towards a dirt nap.
Writing skills? I've got skills...
My greatest writing gift is an ability to transcribe my unique, often times sardonic, observational humor onto the page. My half hour original comedy pilot, Two Turds in a Punchbowl, received critical acclaim… albeit mostly (all) from friends and family who were forced to peruse it during my pursuit of an MFA in Screenwriting.
Things the Honey Badger gives a sh*t about??? I've got those.
My world revolves around my two dogs, time spent with friends, performing impromptu knitted finger puppet performances, and writing kick ass comedy of any variety.